Commercial Breakdown

go ahead
slip in dangling modifier
an unexplained pronoun
or a hyped-up verb
no one’s watching
i do it all the time
people say it’s the right thing to do
logic doesn’t sell
but functions well as a novelty
just offend my sensibilities
i can shut them off
at will
i’m a consumer
and your brand
is the only product line
that makes me feel right inside
don’t want to be left out
tell me more
about the other folks
you’ve helped into the mainstream
and how thick my mask should be
i’m a consumer and i want to know
price is no object
there’s credit on my card
and i can always take a pill
for the nausea.